Hillarious Jokes 
Two little boys, ages 8 and 10, are excessively mischievous. They are
always getting into trouble and their parents know all about it.If any mischief occurs in their town, the two boys are probably involved. The boys' mother heard that a preacher in town had been successful in disciplining children, so she asked if he would speak with her boys. The preacher agreed, but he asked to see them individually.
So the mother sent the 8 year old first, in the morning, with the older boy to see the preacher in the afternoon. The preacher, a huge man with a booming voice, sat the younger boy down and asked him sternly,
"Do you know where God is, son?" The boy's mouth dropped open, but he made no response, sitting there wide-eyed with his mouth hanging open.
So the preacher repeated the question in an even sterner tone, "Where is God?!"
Again, the boy made no attempt to answer. The preacher raised his voice even more and shook his finger in the boy's face and bellowed,
"Where is God?!"
The boy screamed and bolted from the room, ran directly home and dove into his closet, slamming the door behind him.
When his older brother found him in the closet, he asked, "what happened?" The younger brother, gasping for breath, replied, "We are in BIG trouble this time.
GOD is missing, and they think we did it!
Two little boys, ages 8 and 10, are excessively mischievous. They are
always getting into trouble and their parents know all about it.If any mischief occurs in their town, the two boys are probably involved. The boys' mother heard that a preacher in town had been successful in disciplining children, so she asked if he would speak with her boys. The preacher agreed, but he asked to see them individually.
So the mother sent the 8 year old first, in the morning, with the older boy to see the preacher in the afternoon. The preacher, a huge man with a booming voice, sat the younger boy down and asked him sternly,
"Do you know where God is, son?" The boy's mouth dropped open, but he made no response, sitting there wide-eyed with his mouth hanging open.
So the preacher repeated the question in an even sterner tone, "Where is God?!"
Again, the boy made no attempt to answer. The preacher raised his voice even more and shook his finger in the boy's face and bellowed,
"Where is God?!"
The boy screamed and bolted from the room, ran directly home and dove into his closet, slamming the door behind him.
When his older brother found him in the closet, he asked, "what happened?" The younger brother, gasping for breath, replied, "We are in BIG trouble this time.
GOD is missing, and they think we did it!
Lady Matilda only had a dressing gown on when her
butler entered unannounced to tell her that the guests
were arriving.
“Henry!” she scolded, “You must knock and wait for
me to answer before you come into my bedroom. For
all you know, I may have just got out of the bath.”
“No need to worry, ma’am,” replied Henry, “I always
look through the keyhole before I come in.”
On another occasion, Lady Highbrow was forced to sack her cook.
“It’s no good, Dorothy, you are unable to maintain the standards I expect. Your cooking is boring and the state of the kitchen is a disgrace.”
“Well, good riddance to this flaming job,” retorted the cook. “Not everyone in this house thinks I’m bad. Your husband says I do a great coq au vin and what’s more, I’m better in bed than you are.”
“What!” roared Lady Highbrow. “Who told you that? My husband?”
“No, the gardener!”
A man went into the chemist shop and asked for a deodorant.
“Will that be the ball type?” asked the assistant.
“No, underarm, please,” replied the man.
